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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You know how I know your gay-- Your Mother told me last night Laughing


You know how I know you're gay?

Wright4tw has two fathers.



Uhh question how does that make you know that I am gay, more like Wright4tw is gay but not me... i think that is another loss in ur column

You know how I know yer gay: your sister told me to shut the door behind me when i went into her room because youve been known to show up to watch her and her partner


I know we've moved past this, but how did you not get that one? You said you fucked his mom last night and I responded by saying he has two fathers. It was a double burn since I'm saying he has 2 father's and you fucked one of them.

Anyway, Metzzzzz, you know how I know you're gay?

You ordered an

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know how i know your gay? you actually made a search for that
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know how I know you guys are gay?

Your jokes are almost as much of a stretch as your asshole has.

You're really reaching (around) here.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whats a thread have to do to make it to the hall of fame!... lol...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JPSchmack wrote:
You know how I know you guys are gay?

Your jokes are almost as much of a stretch as your asshole has.

You're really reaching (around) here.


JP's just angry because he didn't read the instructions for the fleshlight and stuck the whole thing up his ass.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MetZzZzZz wrote:
whats a thread have to do to make it to the hall of fame!... lol...


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You know how I know you're gay? You want to go down in history for everyone calling you gay.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JPSchmack wrote:
You know how I know you guys are gay?

Your jokes are almost as much of a stretch as your asshole has.

You're really reaching (around) here.


Hey JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because the only thing gayer than being a Ryan Adams fan is being......actually that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because the only thing gayer than being a Ryan Adams fan is being......actually that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.


You know how I know you're gay?

Kiwi's dick is so far up your ass that his jokes are coming out of your mouth:

KiwiMaddog2020 on Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:26 pm wrote:

You know how I know you're gay?
You like Ryan Adams.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JPSchmack wrote:
JDNYLegend wrote:
Hey JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because the only thing gayer than being a Ryan Adams fan is being......actually that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.


You know how I know you're gay?

Kiwi's dick is so far up your ass that his jokes are coming out of your mouth:

KiwiMaddog2020 on Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:26 pm wrote:

You know how I know you're gay?
You like Ryan Adams.

I don't understand the logic...so Kiwi's dick gives out jokes now?

P.S. This thread: hate-old
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because posters are always saying they are going to "buy you a beer at the game," when in fact you know the truth is that they intend to [CENSORED] your dick while you make witty pop culture references.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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JPSchmack wrote:
JDNYLegend wrote:
Hey JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because the only thing gayer than being a Ryan Adams fan is being......actually that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.


You know how I know you're gay?

Kiwi's dick is so far up your ass that his jokes are coming out of your mouth:

KiwiMaddog2020 on Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:26 pm wrote:

You know how I know you're gay?
You like Ryan Adams.

I don't understand the logic...so Kiwi's dick gives out jokes now?

P.S. This thread: hate-old


Logic has been banned from this thread.

JP's pop culture references are witty only 50% percent of the time. The rest of the time they just insist upon themselves.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Logic has been banned from this thread.

JP's pop culture references are witty only 50% percent of the time. The rest of the time they just insist upon themselves.

Kinda like

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ironic that my pop culture references miss the mark, when I gained knowledge of celebrities by watching TV... and yet, your jokes surrounding the steamy underworld of [CENSORED] [CENSORED] toys and seedy gay pornography all are spot on in this room full of homosexual men.

I think I'm going to leave your little prison shower before anyone asks me if I've dropped something.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mets_Champs_In_2084 wrote:
KiwiMaddog2020 wrote:
Logic has been banned from this thread.

JP's pop culture references are witty only 50% percent of the time. The rest of the time they just insist upon themselves.

Kinda like

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That's my witty pop culture reference. See what I did there?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JPSchmack wrote:
Ironic that my pop culture references miss the mark, when I gained knowledge of celebrities by watching TV... and yet, your jokes surrounding the steamy underworld of [CENSORED] [CENSORED] toys and seedy gay pornography all are spot on in this room full of homosexual men.

I think I'm going to leave your little prison shower before anyone asks me if I've dropped something.


I never mentioned any seedy gay pornography (but I did mention 24, which accomplishes the same thing for you as seedy gay pronography) and the fleshlight thing is aimed towards straight males (it's supposed to be a girls butt). Why are we mentioning that thread outside of itself? (EDIT: I didn't realize we were in the Gay joke thread when I said that last statement)

And you're damn right my gay jokes are spot on.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JDNYLegend wrote:
Hey JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because the only thing gayer than being a Ryan Adams fan is being......actually that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

An aside

Just want to make sure that people realize Ryan Adams isn't Bryan Adams.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

senor_mike wrote:
JDNYLegend wrote:
Hey JP, you know how I know your gay?

Because the only thing gayer than being a Ryan Adams fan is being......actually that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

An aside

Just want to make sure that people realize Ryan Adams isn't Bryan Adams.


I was waiting for a "summer of '69 with a dude" joke.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the deep refrences kinda killed it!... was suppose to be short n stupid... like the movie... this is my last post... on a once great thread... go one... someone tell me why im gay for saying this Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe this thread went on so long without a mention of Vito Spatafore.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're so gay
You probably think this thread is about you.
You're so gay
You probably think this thread is about you.
You're so gay (you're so GAAAAAAAAAAAAY)
I bet you think this thread is about you, don't you, don't you?
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